Story: Bridget. Hi, skinny girl. What is this constant giggling and that thing you do with your mouth? No, put your dress back on. I don't want to look at those trashy tattoos. You're weird. But also adorable in a meth-addict-in-training sort of way. Can't decide if your yelps are cute or annoying when I fuck your ass. Sorry about the anal creampie. Or getting "nutted in your ass", like you say. Ooops, I see you didn't expect anal today. At all. That's ok, I'm like a doctor - I've seen it all. No, not a REAL doctor. LIKE a doctor. Pay attention! Oh that's right, you never do. Which is why you're jobless, have no boyfriend, and left your shoes in my office after you left.